- other girls with no make up: oh sorry i just woke up.
- guys: wow you're still beautiful
- me without make up: oh sorry i just woke up
- guys: is that shrek
when you find out an actor you think is cute is around 32 and you’re like “wow he’s really young”
that’s when you know you have a problem
You know someone is not a good person when they take in and befriend all the people that don’t like you.
i really want a relationship but i don’t because socially retarded and ugly
I hate liking someone because I can’t talk to them without thinking everything I say is dumb or I can’t even talk to them because I won’t text them or anything because I think I’m annoying.
literally me
every time I have a crush on someone I just remember that I’m ugly and that they will never like me back so I stop
I’m pretty sure if i did die. no one would remember me or care. i bet
(Source: tendur)
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To start, I typically like someone who is interested in music or art or photography, although its not necessary. You better want to take cute pictures with me or I will forcibly make you. I like dorky guys, guys with a good sense of humor, someone that makes me feel comfortable. Someone weird like…
Not all guys are the same. See there are men, & than there are boys. There are also complete assholes. I don’t understand “assholes”. I’m reering to the guys who give women reason to believe that all men are the same by doing the cliche asshole actions(lying, cheating etc.). What I don’t get is…
- people online: You're so pretty im in love
- people who live far away: You're so pretty im in love
- people I know: Wtf i didn't know cabbage could walk
