This guy wears yoga pants and hides his face, then confronts guys who look at his butt.
this is SO important
oh my gosh
i live for this. stupid damn straight dudes fine harassing him till they knew he was a dude holy shit
why do people want tumblr girlfriends I want a tumblr grandma so she can bake me cookies and knit cute sweaters for me
marry someone who makes bad jokes and good coffee
serious question: why aren’t dumb bro movies called dick flicks?
I AM CALLING THEM THIS NOW.
i always feel so bad when people leave me nice messages and they’re like “i’m so sorry if this is creepy” like no are you serious you’re not creepy at all have you seen my blog i’m the fucking creepiest person alive
let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”
sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third
date idea: take me to ikea and play hide and seek with me
Girls are so simple.
i am boy
i don’t think my teachers understand i have an unpopular blog to run
YOUR WEAVE IS UGLY LAQUISHA