wut even

I want wifi so fast it’ll burn a hole through my house

(Source: makinsexy)



esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands



dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart



swagadamus:

animeelite:

i really hate the attitude a lot of men have about how women are so different and mysterious and hard to understand, as if women are some kind of foreign species and not fellow human beings and then complain about women being unapproachable and ‘prude’ 

you don’t get to put me on a pedestal and then complain about me being out of reach

"you don’t get to put me on a pedestal and then complain about me being out of reach”

I’ve never heard wiser words.

(Source: teenwitch69)



tobiaswraithwall:

adriofthedead:

airdotcaptain:

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

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(Source: zackisontumblr)



johnlson asked:
I miss I could have spend some more with you and talk, instead just a picture. I move your videos. How are we not BFF???

Are you coming to VidCon this year? If so, we totally can! You’re such a good singer too! (I have an obsession with stalking my subscribers (aka friends) sry I’m a creep)





Anonymous asked:
What have been the most unexpected things to happen in 2014 thus far?

Hitting 2k subs. It took me about a year and a half to get 100 subscribers. Despite my “first” video being uploaded in 2012, I’ve had other videos up before then. I’m so happy people support me and think I’m funny because I was convinced that people with my audience were already YouTube stars when I first started out. It makes me incredibly proud of myself to think about how far I’ve gotten although it’s really not much to other people.





dlubes:

when you’re on tumblr/facebook and it’s your birthday

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17yr:

note to self: shut up jjust shut ur mouth shu t up shut up



britney2007spears:

meladoodle:

WHO PUT THIS STICKER ON THE INSIDE OF MY BANANA

u…

britney2007spears:

meladoodle:

WHO PUT THIS STICKER ON THE INSIDE OF MY BANANA

u…



Anonymous asked:
whats your worst memory?

Being made fun of copious amounts of times in middle school, but I’ve been enlightened and they were all mostly crusty ass bitches anyways so *flips hair* wutevr h8r





cel3stethebest asked:
Hi, Roma! (: what is your favorite clothing item or outfit to wear and why?

aYYYY CELESTE! My favorite clothing item is my halter top satin jumpsuit with a deep v-neck because I feel like I’m in American Hustle with that thing on and I’m just makin’ my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, and I’M LOOKIN SO FLY GUUURLLLL





thesepaperkites asked:
so do you like your hair longer or shorter now that you've had both (although it wasn't too short)

idk man both because with long hair I can be like, “Damn. u hawt. ur leik a murrmade. werq it mama,” and with short hair I’m like, “OOOHHH LOOK AT THAT HAIR FLIP. FLAWLESS. DAYUM. THOSE EFFORTLESS CURLS. MMM YEAH BITCHES NO TANGLES WHAT NOW?!?!”