magic conch shell should i start my homework
the conch has spoken
walking out of an exam you knew you failed
DO U EVER JUST REMEMBER SOMEONE WHO PRETTY MUCH FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE AND THEN UR LIKE WOW I WAS SO FUCKING STUPID TO ALLOW THEM INTO MY LIFE FOR A STARTERS WHY DIDN’T I PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WHILE I HAD THE CHANCE I’M GLAD THEY ARE GONE BY NOW
how did me an my girlfriend meet? well we’ve had our ups and downs but no matter what happens, we always end up with each other. hahaha… yeah. they just dont make restraining orders like they used to
do you ever look at your follower count and think wow i tricked all these people into thinking im cool
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened
Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.
WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT
an angry one